Cheer Up Day Jokes:
Murphy's Technology Laws
* All great discoveries are made by mistake.
* Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
* Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
* All's well that ends.
* A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
* A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
* After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done.
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