I am more of a joker than a poet

Cheer Up Day Poems:

I am more of a joker than a poet,
since my ancestral family crest,
is to jokers facing each other,
over a glass of wine.

I cut my toenails
my wife runs to hide.
she then makes comments
that I think are snide.

with all of the stress
my hair is falling.
but the good news is
my friends are still calling.

what is to be done,
when your world fall apart?
you open the window
and try not to pass gas.

I know that the last part doesn't rhyme
so don't send me money.
just cheer up my friend,
I'm just trying to be funny.